Is there anything more pointless than asking, "Can I ask you a question?" Man that bugs me. :) And people do it too. I just heard someone ask it, prompting this entry.
Hey retarded time-wasting pointless question askers...just ask your real question! Has anyone in the history of time ever EVER responded to the question "Can I ask you a question?" with "No."? NO!
Actually, when someone is lame enough to ask me that question, I generally respond with a "no" just to see what kind of response I get. Some don't notice and just go on with the question. Others are taken aback and say something to the likes of, "oh! okay..."
ReplyDeleteIt's a fun thing to do to people. Never ask a yes/no question unless you are prepared for a "yes" OR a "no."