Sometimes people use words in a sentence that are entirely unnecessary. For example...pretend for a moment that you are at a concession stand, the person behind the counter has just given you what you ordered, and then you hear:
"Would you like any candy today?"
Would I like any candy...today? What?? Do I have the option to put some candy on layaway, and then pick it up during the next event or something?
"Yes, I'd like a large popcorn and medium Diet Coke today, some Red Vines tomorrow...oh, and package of Sour Patch Kids and a box of Milk Duds for...say...next Wednesday, please. Would you like me to pay for this today?"
You have got to have more Gripes!!!
ReplyDelete