Friday, November 30, 2007

The Official Automobile of Utah

I've been dabbling lately in mathematical theory. Specifically, devising formulae which describe Utah drivers and their corresponding automobiles. Here is my latest offering...

Anyone who's been driving on the freeway at night and had some (see above equation) drive up 6 inches from their back bumper with their exactly-eyeball-level 9 trillion candle power headlights scorching their retinas, knows exactly what I mean. :)


  1. So, some of my friends and I came up with a way to combat the obnoxious folks who tailgate with the high beams and everything: a detachable rear bumper. You simply pull a lever which drops the bumper onto the road just in front of the huge truck behind you. Hilarity ensues.

  2. I hear you, and I'm with Bill, something needs to be done. I'm sick of having to lean forward to avoid the pain.